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+One Direction to appear on 'Family Guy': Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson recorded dialogue | EW.com

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One Direction are now taking a break, but you will see the guys reunite this year in, of all places, Quahog.

Yes, the ridiculously popular British-Irish boy band will appear in an upcoming episode of Family Guy, EW has learned exclusively.

The episode, which centers on Chris running for homecoming king, features the foursome — Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, and Louis Tomlinson — in a campfire scene with Stewie, who tells them a scary story involving non-skinny jeans. Payne and Tomlinson were the only two band members who recorded lines of dialogue for the episode.

1D founder Simon Cowell is also included in the scene, although it has yet to be determined whether Cowell himself or someone else will voice the role.

“There are not a lot of shows that, in the same season, feature guest-star appearances by both Frank Sinatra, Jr. and One Direction,” Family Guy executive producers Richard Appel and Steve Callaghan said in a statement to EW. “And we really enjoyed their time with us, until we realized we were both old enough to be their fathers.”

One Direction — whose most recent album, Made in the A.M., was released in November — played their last gigs before the hiatus onThe X Factor in mid-December, and Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2016 (which was pre-taped).

The episode, titled “Run, Chris, Run” is slated to air in May.

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Anonymous said: Hi! I'm looking to take home a corgi puppy and I have no idea how to talk to the breeder: I'm in college and have finally worked things out with my schedule, but I want to call now so I'm put on a waitlist. Do you have any advice for me on how to talk to breeders? Thank you so much <3

corgiaddict:

Hey there,

Getting on a wait list now is a good idea, and please keep in mind some breeders might balk that you’re in college because puppies are a huge commitment (both in terms of investing time and money). So be prepared for questions on that.

It helps if you approach it with plenty of questions for the breeder to show you’ve done your research and know what you’re getting into, are open and honest about your own lifestyle (to help them figure out which puppy might be the best for you down the line), and highlight a little about why you’re interested in the breed/enthused about corgis (I mean, duh they’re awesome, obviously; but show a bit of your knowledge here). 

When I put out my initial puppy inquiry, I had a list of questions to ask breeders, along with background information on myself and my lifestyle.  Right off the bat, any breeder that didn’t answer/couldn’t answer some very basic questions was cut from the list.  The reputable ones, the responsible ones, they take the time to really tell you about their dogs, explain the process, and are enthused to answer questions, so keep that in mind.  And they also appreciate getting information on where their puppies may end up in the future.  Here’s a blank copy of the form I used:  https://docs.google.com/document/d/12jJT2MaJCZtmF36pyEvEhiRD-roL8U_E6TAI0SK1HVs/

And finally, here are some great resources on “puppy buyer etiquette” and how to talk to breeders:

Good luck!

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once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn’t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and kids started offering to buy them so I sold them for $3 each and I made almost $500 and then I got sent to the principals office and was told I couldn’t sell them anymore like sorry that I was a natural born entrepreneur

When I was a freshman in High School our Junior/Senior classes were like 90% stoner kids. When you’re a junior/senior, you can leave the school for lunch if you want, so the majority of the kids would go hot box their cars in an abandoned parking lot a few blocks over during lunch hour.

However, since they needed time to air out, they always got back after the kitchen stopped selling lunch, and they, of course, had the mega munchies.

I started selling kids homemade baked goods at outrageous prices, but I’m a great baker so nobody complained. I was making 25 bucks for 4 muffins, and 8 dollars a brownie.

I made like 2 grand before the school made me stop selling food because it wasn’t a “school official bake sale.” but my regulars would slip me cash + orders in the hallways when we passed each other, and there was nothing in school policy about giving away food, so I would just bring them their snacks the next day. The school couldn’t touch me, I was rolling in dough, and rolling out dough, all freshman year.

Find your loopholes, kids.

born entrepreneurs…. insane…

LOL i know two kids like this.

she made some soap and offered some to my dad and said “Uh 17, I mean 7″ and I was like no, you said it right. 17.

other one sold bracelets

I know a guy in highschool who made so much money in sophmore year selling cupcakes the school shut it all down.

a kid at my school has a panini-maker so he sells paninis to other students and everyone called him Dan the Panini Man

but the campus police people shut him down because it’s not legal to sell food if it’s not a bake sale or w/e

so now he’s Dan the Paper Towel Man and he sells paper towels, but with each paper towel purchase, you get a free panini

I THOUGHT HE WAS A MYTH

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