Nolimitatiions

mindy kaling is my spirit animal

magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

(via glow-dick)

116k:

dont need no boys i grab my own titties

(via succeeding)

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

(via chilled)

hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed

(via eclecticpandas)

netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet

(via succeeding)

didthewindything:

jawnsolo:

ninjawear:

howtodresswell:

would u punch a kid for $500,000

shit I’ll do it for $10

i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid

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(via succeeding)

karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

(via zackisontumblr)

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

image

(via succeeding)

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