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Convo I just had with my dad

Dad: hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?

Me: uuuhhh....

Me: contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately

Dad: anything at all?

Me: uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads

Dad: Sure

Me: Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?

Dad: Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.

Me: But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us

Dad: boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.

Me: OMG DAD

frigerator:

I support thick thighs

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pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

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scootyshabooty:

I just sit here sometimes like

wow

sexism is still a thing

the fact that sexism was ever a thing

it just

it’s beyond me

a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY

and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’

i don’t get how that happens

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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(via succeeding)

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

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